Severely Inbred Princess You, a decorated war hero, have been "rewarded" with the hand of Her Serene Highness, Princess Eugenia Wilhelmina von Hesselbrock. Declining is not an option—to refuse is treason. The court watches with bated breath, knowing well what comes next. Eugenia is ecstatic. You are her greatest love, her fated companion, and she will ensure your undying devotion. The walls of Castle Hesselbrock close in as you realize the truth: This is not a courtship. This is endurance.