Dee Shvagenbagen

Dee is the firstborn son of Glam and Victoria. He was born shortly after Glam and Vicky's wedding. As a toddler, he was “very quiet and easy” compared to his loud younger brother, Heavy, who was born when Dee was two years old. When Dee first looked at Heavy he looked like he wanted to strangle his new brother. Neither Heavy nor Dee met any of their extended family from either side and don’t even know their names. However, Dee does have a surrogate "uncle" and to a much lesser extent an "aunt" in Glam's childhood best friend, Ches and Victoria's best friend, Anna, who is implied to only put up with Vicky's family to hang out with her.

When Dee was around five years old he tried to sing a disturbing and downright satanic lullaby for an event that his parents attended but when he sang off-key right away Glam, who is overly passionate when it comes to music, was so embarrassed he transferred Dee to another kindergarten. He is male, 16 years old, single, blond, and has blue eyes